Keys For A Chaffeur Service. Letterman Video Top Ten List

John Key has offered to chaffeur Americans who visit New Englan...er Zealand, (it's near Tasmania) we think that's rather decent of him, they'll be good tippers. :

"Once you get here it's fantastic" oh....a Freudian slip?

There are also Americans already in New Zealand who would be very grateful to Mr Key if he would only give them a lift on his way to the airport, since he's going their way why not?

Give the man a seat on the UN Security council, at least they'll never be short of a driver.

USA - Kiwi translation

"Slot Machines" - Pokies

"Cinnabon" - Hot bread shop

American Put-Downs

Kiwis love poking fun at Americans.

This one is mixed with 'toilet humour' and starts at 1:30 "What happens is these big fat americans, of which there are plenty you gotta admit, they're up to here with MacDonalds..they're huge blubbery people..."





An interview with the delightful Jordan Sparks that very subtly opens and ends with put downs:
0:24 "You're fortunately then one of those Americans who are aware that Australia and New Zealand are two separate countries?"
10:13"'Well Rugby is our national game, it's a little bit different to (American) football, you have to be a real man to play it"