Keys For A Chaffeur Service. Letterman Video Top Ten List

John Key has offered to chaffeur Americans who visit New Englan...er Zealand, (it's near Tasmania) we think that's rather decent of him, they'll be good tippers. :

"Once you get here it's fantastic" oh....a Freudian slip?

There are also Americans already in New Zealand who would be very grateful to Mr Key if he would only give them a lift on his way to the airport, since he's going their way why not?

Give the man a seat on the UN Security council, at least they'll never be short of a driver.

USA - Kiwi translation

"Slot Machines" - Pokies

"Cinnabon" - Hot bread shop